halp ._.

THEN DON'T TELL HIM ABOUT US GOING TO AA TOGETHER. JEEZ.

HE'S GONNA SEE IT HERE WHEN HE LOGS ON. IT IS IN CAPS AFTER ALL.

...HE WILL NEVER LOG ON. AT LEAST NOT UNTIL WE'VE GONE TO AA. I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW OF MY ADDICTION. TO CRACK PAIRINGS ALCOHOL.

CRACK PAIRINGS AND ALCOHOL ARE THE SAME DAMN THING IF FRANZI'S ANY INDICATION.

LET'S MAKE A THREAD FOR OUR AA MEETINGS. WHO ELSE WANTS TO JOIN??

ME. ME ME ME!

MAYA? YOU DRINK?

SHE'S A FEY. OF COURSE SHE DOES.

INDEED I DO. JUST LIKE MIA SAID I AM A FEY.

I THINK YOUR FAMILY MIGHT BE MORE DYSFUNCTIONAL THAN MINE. CAN WE GET A QUICK SHOW OF HANDS FROM CHARACTERS FROM TRADITIONAL FAMILIES?

*raises my hand* 8D I'M AN ONLY CHILD.

*raises hand* GUESS D:<

-raises my hand- EXCEPT MAYA AND MY MOTHER LEFT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, AND THEN I LEFT MAYA TO BECOME A LAWYER. I'M SORRY, SIS.

IT'S OK SIS. AFTER ALL, PEARL HELPED ME LOOK AFTER THE VILLAGE.

I still love ya Mia :3 <3

THE FEY'S ARE NOT TRADITIONAL. IM TALKING ABOUT NORMAL PARENTS, NORMAL SIBLINGS, NORMAL EXTENDED FAMILY, AND NO CHILDHOOD TRAUMA. GODOT AND PHOENIX MIGHT BE THE ONLY ONES HERE WHO QUALIFY.

Love ya too, Maya <3 :DD

OUR FAMILY IS TOO LEGIT TO QUIT.

I LIEK MY BADGE. 8D IT'S MY ONLY FAMILY NOW.

YEAH. OUR FAMILY'S TOO LEGIT.

GOOO FEY'S! *cheerleading dance for no reason*

If only we had a Pearl...How old would she be if she joined? o_o;

I'm too scared to find out... o-o;

She's not allowed to be older than 10. O.o

Can I please be at least 21? How old should I be in the Apollo justice timeline?

Sure, be however old you want. NBD.

We could find a 50 year old man and make him pretend he's 10.

That'll be legit.

That's....really creepy, Maya. O_O;