Re: Random

by Godot Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:38 am

Better learn how to have your jaw broken for only one weekend.

by **Mia Fey** Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:39 am

Or you could come live with me. I'll stash you in my closet.

by Godot Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:41 am

I was about to say, "But I'm rather comfortable out of the closet," but straight people don't have closets. Do we? Is there some slang verb for letting the world know you're attracted to the opposite sex? Franzi, you need to weigh in on this. This is a question you'd harp on.

by **Franziska von Karma** Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:45 am

*to the google machine*

by **Franziska von Karma** Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:48 am

The internet only has "closet" and "coming out" used for heterosexuals as well, and only in rather tongue-in-cheek contexts.

by **Mia Fey** Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:48 am

MY THROAT IS MAKING ME SOUND LIKE A PHONE SEX OPERATOR 8D

by Godot Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:51 am

I can't believe I'd forgotten already that you and Franzi share the TMI tendencies.

Wait, how do you know what a phone sex operator sounds like to begin with? Is there something you should tell us...?

by **Mia Fey** Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:54 am

...I SOUND SEXY. 8D

by Godot Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:54 am

What did you do to your throat...?

by **Mia Fey** Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:55 am

Well, Thursday, I had to walk a couple of city blocks in the rain without an umbrella. So I got drenched. It looked like I went swimming. And now...I think I might be sick.

by **Franziska von Karma** Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:59 am

PEPPERMINT. TEA. CONSIDER IT YOUR PEPPER UP POTION.

by Godot Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:00 am

Sorry to hear that, Mia. I'd recommend chicken broth.

by **Mia Fey** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:03 am

I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO EITHER.

Though, I guess I could go out tomorrow really quickly before my Dumbledore's Army meeting.

by **Franziska von Karma** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:07 am

HEY, GUYS.

IT'S TURNABOUT REMINISCENSE DAY.

by **Mia Fey** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:08 am

....The ToD is when my DA meeting ends. XD

by **Franziska von Karma** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:10 am

That makes me wish you had a bell to toll at the end of the meeting.

by **Mia Fey** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:11 am

I have my gavel.

by Shi-Long Lang Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:11 am

Aww, Lang was so green back then. And Franzi looked like she'd just come from a riding lesson.

by **Franziska von Karma** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:12 am

Gavel = win.

And I bet Franzi does know how to ride. That's a typical aristocratic thing, and she had to have been introduced to that crop somehow.

by **Mia Fey** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:14 am

I feel lonely. AND I SUBCONSCIOUSLY PUSH ATTRACTIVE GUYS AWAY. D:

by **Franziska von Karma** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:18 am

NOOOO DON'T DO THAT. Not until they scoff at Ace Attorney like jailbait did tonight. He was curious what video game I was talking about until I said "Ace Attorney." He's never even played, it's just not whatever XBox game he was hoping I'd say.

by **Mia Fey** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:18 am

I didn't mean to. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLIRT. ALL I KNOW TO DO IS WEAR SHIRTS THAT EMPHASIS MY IMPRESSIVE BUST.

by **Franziska von Karma** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:21 am

*EMPHASIZE, SWEETIE.

AND THAT'S HALF OF FLIRTING, ANYWAY. THE OTHER HALF IS EITHER LYING TO FIT A FETISHED STEREOTYPE, OR BEING YOURSELF. IF HE'S WORTH ANY TIME AT ALL, THEN BEING YOURSELF AND YOUR BOOBS WILL HOLD HIS INTEREST.

by **Mia Fey** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:23 am

.....I'M JUST GOOD FOR BEING ATTRACTIVE. D8

by Shi-Long Lang Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:23 am

I agree with everything Franzi just said, but I'm not sure how to make that not sound like I'm saying, "Boobs are necessary for maintaining a man's attention span."

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